Monday, August 4, 2008

Another Obama Blunder


In Obama's speech in Michigan today, he made a comment about completely getting rid of oil... Okay. Anyone with half a brain knows that fuel isn't the only thing that contains oil. Let's take a look.


A partial list of products made from Petroleum (144 of 6000 items)


Solvents
Diesel
Motor Oil
Bearing Grease
Ink
Floor Wax
Ballpoint Pens
Football Cleats
Upholstery
Sweaters
Boats
Insecticides
Bicycle Tires
Sports Car Bodies
Nail Polish
Fishing lures
Dresses
Tires
Golf Bags
Perfumes
Cassettes
Dishwasher
Tool Boxes
Shoe Polish
Motorcycle Helmet
Caulking
Petroleum Jelly
Transparent Tape
CD Player
Faucet Washers
Antiseptics
Clothesline
Curtains
Food Preservatives
Basketballs
Soap
Vitamin Capsules
Antihistamines
Purses
Shoes
Dashboards
Cortisone
Deodorant
Footballs
Putty
Dyes
Panty Hose
Refrigerant
Percolators
Life Jackets
Rubbing Alcohol
Linings
Skis
TV Cabinets
Shag Rugs
Electrician's Tape
Tool Racks
Car Battery Cases
Epoxy
Paint
Mops
Slacks
Insect Repellent
Oil Filters
Umbrellas
Yarn
Fertilizers
Hair Coloring
Roofing
Toilet Seats
Fishing Rods
Lipstick
Denture Adhesive
Linoleum
Ice Cube Trays
Synthetic Rubber
Speakers
Plastic Wood
Electric Blankets
Glycerin
Tennis Rackets
Rubber Cement
Fishing Boots
Dice
Nylon Rope
Candles
Trash Bags
House Paint
Water Pipes
Hand Lotion
Roller Skates
Surf Boards
Shampoo
Wheels
Paint Rollers
Shower Curtains
Guitar Strings
Luggage
Aspirin
Safety Glasses
Antifreeze
Football Helmets
Awnings
Eyeglasses
Clothes
Toothbrushes
Ice Chests
Footballs
Combs
CD's
Paint Brushes
Detergents
Vaporizers
Balloons
Sun Glasses
Tents
Heart Valves
Crayons
Parachutes
Telephones
Enamel
Pillows
Dishes
Cameras
Anesthetics
Artificial Turf
Artificial limbs
Bandages
Dentures
Model Cars
Folding Doors
Hair Curlers
Cold cream
Movie film
Soft Contact lenses
Drinking Cups
Fan Belts
Car Enamel
Shaving Cream
Ammonia
Refrigerators
Golf Balls
Toothpaste
Gasoline

Are we ready to give up these products up? Thanks again for showing your ignorance Obama Bin Laden. It scares me to death that people are actually considering putting you in a position of power. I thank God that I'm not one of them. Here's to having logic and an IQ score that isn't the equivalent of my age. Cheers.


Avie Joe, The One Less Jumper

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Democrats Dodge and Republicans Rage



Yesterday, as many of you know, Nancy Pelosi slammed the hammer signaling the Democrats retreat to vacation before the much needed oil issue could be discussed. The Republicans balked at this and insisted that the matter be handled BEFORE they were to adjourn for their 5 week vacation. Refusing to hear the Republicans out, Nancy Pelosi shut off the mics, cameras, and lights. The Republicans would still not take no for an answer. After every Democrat left, the Republicans continued to try and figure out what to do about the major oil problem. They stated that they will stay in D.C. until this is put to rest.

Hey Pelosi, you can't stick your fingers in your ears and say "La la la la" because you don't like what someone else is going to say. Do you honestly think by tucking your tail and running that the oil issue and pissed off Americans will just disappear? Bottom line is that we need to drill... get the hell over it. It's nice to see we have an 80 year old child running things.

I love it when Democrats pull crap like this though because it makes my blogs so much shorter. If I was a Democrat, I would be hiding under a rock or registering as a different party. Pelosi and her followers showed their true colors and what they really care about. Does it bother anyone else out there that tax payers are funding the Democrats to vacation instead of solve the oil issue? No really Pelosi, it's okay. We will continue to shell out money we don't really have to put in our tank while you have a great vacation. See you in 5 weeks.


And to the Republicans... thanks for actually doing your job.


Avie Joe, The One Less Jumper